With much excitement
Today Apple announces
Samsung’s next products.
Dear iPad 1 folk:
No iOS 6 for you.
Best Regards, Apple.
Developers meet.
Let’s stop all this software talk,
Get to the hardware.
Play long video,
Announce whatever they want
After crowd’s asleep.
Apple’s MacBook Pros:
Can competitors keep up?
Dell just peed their pants.
Biggest question now
With Retina display MacBooks:
Will Porn sites upgrade?
iOS upgrades
Get to user base quickly.
Android’s never do.
Samsung design team
Brainstorming, they ask Siri
What do we do next?
iOS 6 adds
Ugly faces everywhere.
FaceTime cellular.
Maps’ navigation:
Users love, competitors
Won’t know where to turn.
The Small Wave. 